Random Definitions

Food:
It includes unlimited edibles which vary in tastes. By some people it is also referred to as the only reason why they're alive.

Academy:
A place where every student goes for the purpose of having fun, dating and killing time. This place is also used for studies but that scenario is rare.

 

Book:
A thing which is used by a person when he runs out of sleeping pills. It can also be used for killing time.

 

Facebook: A social networking site where you can update as many status's as you want, upload as many pics as you want and share as many videos as you want. You might also get some comments as a response. This site is also used for playing FarmVille and many other games as well.

Comment: A response over an activity. Such activities include: status updates, pics, videos, links etc.

Vampires: These are totally gorgeous, breathtaking, stunning creatures which feed themselves on blood of other creatures. A modified and obviously better version of vampires sparkle/glitter when they're exposed to sunlight. Their eyes also change color, for example, they become coal black when they're thirsty. Following are the types of vampires: 

 

1. Bad Vampires: They feed themselves on the blood of humans. They are equally breathtaking but they have blood-red colored eyes. Example of such vampires may be Victoria, her friends and her army of newborn vampires.

2. Vegetarian Vampires: They feed themselves on the blood of animals. Their eyes change colors ranging from beautiful shades of gold to coal black. Example of such vampires may be the Cullen clan and some others.

Music: Specialized sound waves of various kinds which can throw human beings listening to them in various moods. These sounds range from being awesome (Atif, Linkin Park etc) to disgusting (Himesh Reshamiya).

 

Movies: These are a combination of motion picture and sound waves. These have almost all the attributes of music. These also range from being awesome (Lord of the Rings, Twilight, Harry Potter etc) to disgusting (Radio, Team - The Force etc).

 

 

Teacher: A respectable person who sings the best lullaby in town. He has the ability to control you adrenaline rush and turn it into a wave of drowsiness.

 

Comic books: Story books with lots of pictures in it. These books have all the attributes of being focused at audience of age group 7-10 years but these are read by the age group 11-?.

ICAP: Institute of Can't-Pass-Module-C Accountants of Pakistan. Its an institute which leaves no stone unturned in making sure that its students keep visiting it every 6 months for a substantial part of their lives.

 

Wrestling: A show where half-naked men act like they're fighting each other. A fact regarding this phenomenon is still unknown i.e. what actually is the reason behind GUYS watching it. (Spooky !)

A Mystery !

Some say its life, while others say its waste of time.
Some say its the basis for human existence, while others say it doesn't even exist.
Its got a history of its own. Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet set a fundamental example for it and its strings have now been stretched to unlimited stories.
Everyone talks about it but still doubts its existence.
Every song, every movie, every book features a bit of it and most of the times is based on it.

Somehow we're all influenced by its examples at some part of our lives. Movies like 'A walk to remember' touch the very core of our pure emotions. Books like 'Twilight' take us to a whole new level where normality can't reach. Yet we don't believe in its significance.

Some spend their whole lives trying to decipher its complexity while for some its just a matter of a single moment to understand it in its entirety.

What actually is it? It was, is and will remain a mystery.

All That Glitters

Penguin’s new Art Deco editions of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s best-loved novels and short stories are a sublime example of when you really should judge a book by its cover. Designed by Coralie Bickford-Smith in metallic foil to mark the 70th anniversary of the author's death, they look as opulent as the stories hidden within their gilded dust jackets. I am sorely tempted to splurge on the entire set despite owning old (and so very unshiny) copies of most of them already - and really, that's just the sort of champagne-spilling, surface-worshipping extravagance we owe these Jazz Age classics. The perfect addition to an evening of old-fashioned indulgence - just mix up a mint julep à la The Great Gatsby and devour at leisure.