"WHAT ARE YOU DOING SIR!!!" - Me
(yelling at the front guy this afternoon playing Wii Tennis against the gf.)
No player is more crucial to the team while at the same time completely destructive to the "best-of-5" effort.
This guy will make a diving save of a drop shot to the far corner one second, then spike the ball into the crowd with Thor's fury the next.
I don't know why they made him so fragile.
He can be in the perfect position but switch to hit it backhand and rifle the ball off the side wall for no particular reason... He's like the lucky drunk baseball stadium fan who tries all game to get on the jumbo-tron, then when the camera's finally pick him up, he awkwardly freeze's up like a bar-mitzvah slow dance.
