GAGA Monsters! Lady Gaga is everywhere; a day does not go by when I do not hear Mama Monster’s name or see her outrageously blond hair. The Gaga we love is the one who struts down the street in a summer blue romper, cherry cherry boom-boom blonde with skin a shade of orange that Snooki can only dream of but now she’s channeling that inner demon, bleeding all over the stage and wearing meat slapped across her body. I think Gaga needs to return to her fun ways again and forget about the fake blood, my tummy is starting to hurt from all this high-fructose corn-syrup-based stage stuff anyway.