Why else would they come up with such elaborate schemes to escape?
(from DailyItem)
900-pound bull runs wild along Route 11
A 900-pound bull being transported to slaughter escaped Wednesday morning and led his owner and authorities on a two-mile, hour-long chase through two townships. Wayne Myers, of Bald Top, Montour County, was en route to the butcher with the raging 2-year-old bull when he stopped at a red light near the Danville Middle School on Route 11. Then the 900-pound animal made a break for it, he said. “I have no idea how he got out,” Myers said. “He broke free and took off.” Bulls can also reach speeds up to 17 mph, some scientists say. Joining in the chase were Mahoning Township and Danville police, and Danville fire police. READ MORE
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