

By the year 3000, shirts made out of car hair will not only be soft and warm, they will be self
cleaning


By the year 3000, the doctors will also be magicians, so they will be able to check your bones
without x-rays.

By the year 3000, you will be able to change just a single actor in a show without changing the
show itself.


By the year 3000, to save on gas, schools will replace all of their bus drivers with circus
performers.

By the year 3000, the four-legged jeans of the year will make sure you have a place to sit
everywhere you go

By the year 3000, pro athletes will make so much money, they will just hire people to play for
them.




By the year 3000, special devices will automatically take care of your runny nose when you get
sick.




Auto shavers of the year 3000 will keep Dad smooth and clean without messy creams and
foams
