Well, not a man, exactly. More a phallic, anthropomorphic sub sandwich.
His name is Wayne. Sub Wayne.
And he may just be the greatest corporate mascot ever.
So frisch and so clean, clean.Why so great, you ask? For starters, he looks like a Muppet penis, and he only speaks German. He's everything you love about subs, and everything you love about Waynes.
He yells a lot. He plays leek guitar. He cheats at poker. He even seems to do all right with the ladies.
And, perhaps most importantly, he is not Jared Fogle.
The worst.Put all these things together, and you've got a mascot sweeter than a Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki sandwich.
A winning formula.I move that we give baggy-skinned Jared the old heave-ho, and bring Sub Wayne over to the States ASAP. No translating, though. A talking sub can only be funny in German.
Stay frisch, all.
###
