I swear this stuff only happens in Pennsylvania.
(from CBS3.com)
Police: Drunk Pa. Man Tried To Revive Dead Opossum
State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a dead possum along a highway. State police in Punxsutawney say several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal Thursday afternoon. Police arrested him along Route 36 in Oliver Township, about 3 p.m. READ MORE
I mean REALLY!