Like calling the cops when you're stuck in the bank vault...
only with a greater risk of catching a virus.
(from TSG)
Never Call The Cops With A Consumer Complaint About Your Hooker
The next time Ryan McNames wants to lodge a consumer complaint, he’ll know better than to call the Columbia Police Department. The Missouri man, 19, dialed cops Saturday night to report that he paid $60 to a pair of prostitutes to perform sexual acts for him. As McNames described it, the deal called for one woman to show him her breasts, while the other would perform oral sex on him in the living room of his mobile home at the Columbia Regency Trailer Court. READ MORE
Spotted @ Drudge