Random Obama Jokes

Very Conan O'Brien-like in this performance...



Not just because he told some funny ass jokes, but he managed to completely upstage Jay Leno in (an oft mentioned) better time slot.

(from Deadline)
President Obama Makes Fun Of Jay Leno - Who Then Gets Few Big Laughs And Some Groans: "Ooh, This Is A Tough Room!"
The First Yuckster at the White House Correspondents Dinner tonight taunted Jay Leno before The Tonight Show host took the podium. "I am glad that the only person whose ratings fell more than mine is here tonight. Great to see you, Jay. I'm also glad that I'm speaking first -- because we've all seen what happens when somebody takes the time slot after Leno." Jay was seen laughing, turning red, and then standing up and saying to the people around him, "Goodnight, everybody." Leno quickly tried to return the favor during his 4th stand-up appearance at the dinner. But I can't point to single joke that killed with the crowd. Instead, Leno's barbs aimed at Obama were mostly dull like this: "When you were elected, I was a little worried the comedy well had dried up. So thank you for picking Joe Biden. I appreciate that." And Leno's voice grew soft when he mentioned that "President Obama loves to socialize -- health care, car companies", or that "he has the most diverse staff at the White House. They represent every ward in Chicago." As if Jay were embarrassed to get in any real digs at the Prez. READ MORE