Texting Fever..

It felt like magic just a decade ago. How you could save yourself from a buck-blasting call just by sending a simple text message. Texting was the in-thing but not that much common. No one had thought about the consequences of this magical service. The situation was all normal when there were huge constraints of monopolized service charges which were keeping the text flood under control.


But as the saying goes, 'Time and tide wait for none'.. Wait ! Was that even a saying?

Whatever ! Time moved on anyway and competitor telecom companies started moving in. With the advent of these new competitors the monopolized situation changed into a fierce competition. The service charges went down and let the text flood loose.

Its been years since that text flood was unleashed upon us and it shows no sign of slowing down anytime soon.

Well, Texting is quite useful at times:

Missing a friend? Your hand autonomously reaches your cell and types 'Hey ! What's up?'

Not sure about tomorrow's class schedule? Your cell is the solution.

Its some friend's birthday? The autonomous process starts again.

There are a hundred more reasons to send a text but you get so damn irritated when you receive unsolicited texts with unrealistic information and as a cherry on the top they contain threats as well, in case you show a bit of sluggishness in forwarding those stupid texts to at least 15 or 20 people.

Then comes the turn of those 'Good Morning' texts which don't seem to stop even when the morning turns into a full fledged day.

The day moves on and then come those 'supposed-to-be-funny' texts specially those torturing the soul of 'Faraz'.

Oh! I just saw my cell's LCD flash. Seems like its one of those 'Good Night' texts. Cheers !

Random Obama Stand-Up

Fred Armisen kills this one...



"Did you ever notice how white presidents are all like 'we're gonna find Bin Laden no matter where he hides,' and a black president's are like 'You dead, bitch!'

Random Jedi Down

At least the internet has a sense of humor about this whole thing...



(from GalacticEmpireTimes.com)
Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says
CORUSCANT — Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mastermind of some of the most devastating attacks on the Galactic Empire and the most hunted man in the galaxy, was killed in a firefight with Imperial forces near Alderaan, Darth Vader announced on Sunday. In a late-night appearance in the East Room of the Imperial Palace, Lord Vader declared that “justice has been done” as he disclosed that agents of the Imperial Army and stormtroopers of the 501st Legion had finally cornered Kenobi, one of the leaders of the Jedi rebellion, who had eluded the Empire for nearly two decades. Imperial officials said Kenobi resisted and was cut down by Lord Vader's own lightsaber. He was later dumped out of an airlock. The news touched off an extraordinary outpouring of emotion as crowds gathered in the Senate District and outside the Imperial Palace, waving imperial flags, cheering, shouting, laughing and chanting, “Hail to the Emperor! Hail Lord Vader!” In the alien protection zone, crowds sang “The Ten Thousand Year Empire.” Throughout the Sah'c district, airspeeder drivers honked horns deep into the night. READ MORE

Thanks to A. Finch for the link!

Random Beard Shaving

Will Ferrell must be sneaking into my brain...



Two nights ago (while watching Keira Knightley on the Daily Show) I thought about how boring it is that celebs make appearances on talk shows to promote their new projects. It's clearly the whole point of the show, but I feel like I'm being mocked on some level when I have to sit thru some boring ass staged interview with pre-answered questions... At this point, I give the guest more credit when they don't focus on promoting themselves... enter Will Ferrell.

Glad to see Conan is a cool guy when the camera turns off too...

Random Baseball Bat

Will Ferrell's new movie is about bat fucking?...



In case none of that made any sense...

(from Gothamist)
Video: Gloria Allred's Bizarre Gay-Sex-With-Baseball-Bat Press Conference
Last week, Roger McDowell, former pitcher on the World Champion '86 Mets team, allegedly unloaded a series of homophobic slurs at three baseball fans, then threatened a father, in front of his two daughters, in a graphic manner. McDowell, the current pitching coach for the Atlanta Braves, apologized for the incident, but it wasn't enough for father Justin Quinn, who hired Gloria Allred to represent him. They wanted a harsher punishment for him, so they staged a surreal press conference to publicly shame McDowell and reenact the events—and as you can watch below, there is something very, very weird about repeatedly simulating anal sex with a baseball bat in front of two nine-year-olds. VIDEO

Random Make It Rain

Make It Rain + Receipt = Awesomeness...





Thanks to Rachie!

Random Trump Roast

At least crack a smile Don!...

Seth Meyers Destroys Donald Trump - watch more funny videos

I love Obama's cheesy grin after the Bin Laden jokes... in the back of his mind he's like "hahahaha, but really, I got that motherfucker"

Random Ardilla The Gopher

He was buried in accordance with gopher law...

President Bush Reacts to Osama Bin Laden's Death with Will Ferrell from Will Ferrell

wrapped in a bath mat and thrown into my neighbor's yard.

Random Brother's Justice

I'm a fan of mockumentaries and Dax Shepard...



So this seems like a perfect match.

(from MovieWeb)
Dax Shepard wants to be an action star, whether Hollywood is ready or not. Brother's Justice chronicles the comedic actor's attempts to gain entry into this genre with surprising and hilarious results. Is it real? Is it fake? It's hard to tell as Dax appears on one talk show after the next, flaunting his ideas, and picking up a few famous cameos along the way. Co-starring Tom Arnold, and featuring such actors as Ashton Kutcher, David Koechner, Bradley Cooper, and Jon Favreau, Brother's Justice is a rollicking run down the wrong side of the Hollywood food chain. READ MORE

Random Dog Run

Oh dogs... you're so stupid...



Spotted @ TheBook

Random 30 Rock Branson

The best part of 30 Rock's 100th episode...



Pete Hornberger’s spot-on impression of Serene Branson, the reporter who suffered an on-air migraine after the Grammy's

Random Helen Mirren's Breasts

Compiling these clips would've been the best part of this sketch...



unless you're really into 65-year-old breats.

Random (non)Factual Statements

BTW, my entire blog is not intended to be a factual statement...

The Colbert Report
Tags: Colbert Report Full Episodes,Political Humor & Satire Blog,Video Archive

insane

(from TPMLivewire)
Colbert Ridicules Sen. Kyl's Hyperbole About Planned Parenthood's Abortions (VIDEO)
Stephen Colbert had some fun with Sen. Jon Kyl (R-AZ) Monday night over Kyl's argument that his hyperbolic claim about Planned Parenthood was never intended to be taken as fact. In the heated budget debate last week, Kyl erroneously claimed on the Senate floor that 90% of Planned Parenthood's services are abortions; the real number is more like 3%. Rather than admit a mistake, Kyl defended that claim by saying it was, "not intended to be a factual statement." "Kyl just rounded up to the nearest 90," Colbert explained. And as of Tuesday morning, Colbert had taken the ribbing to his twitter account, where he's been frequently posting such non-factual gems as, "Carly Simon wrote that song about Jon Kyl," and, "Jon Kyl calls the underside of his Senate seat: 'The Booger Graveyard.'"READ MORE

For some other gems, follow Stephen on twitter

Thanks To A. Finch for the link!

Random Fight For Your Right

I can't say I totally understand what this is...



but I like it!

(from Wiki)
Hot Sauce Committee, Pt. 2 is the eighth studio album by the Beastie Boys. It was originally planned for release on September 15, 2009 under the title Hot Sauce Committee, Pt. 1, but was delayed after band member Adam "MCA" Yauch was diagnosed with cancer. The album was previously known by the working title Tadlock's Glasses. "Too Many Rappers", featuring Nas, was released as the album's first single in July 2009. It peaked at #93 on the Billboard Hot 100 making it the Beastie Boys' first single in five years to chart on the Hot 100; the last time being "Ch-Check It Out" in 2004 that peaked at #68. "Too Many Rappers" has also been nominated for a Grammy Award, Best Rap Performance by a Duo or Group. The next single, "Make Some Noise" will be released as a download on April 11, 2011 and five days later as 7" vinyl single for Record Store Day. READ MORE

Random Dance Avenue

After a rough start Fallon has found his groove...



especially on Dance Avenue.

(from Wiki)
James Thomas "Jimmy" Fallon, Jr. (Born September 19, 1974) is an American actor, comedian, singer, musician and television host. He currently hosts Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, a late-night talk show that airs Monday through Friday on NBC. Prior to that, he was best known as a cast member on Saturday Night Live from 1998–2004, as well as appearing in several films. Late Night with Jimmy Fallon is an American late-night talk show hosted by Jimmy Fallon on NBC. The show premiered on March 2, 2009, as the third incarnation of the Late Night franchise originated by David Letterman. The program airs weeknights at 12:35am Eastern/11:35pm Central in the United States. Former host Conan O'Brien departed on February 20, 2009 to begin preparations for The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien. READ MORE

Random Idiot's Bucket list

An Idiot Abroad series 2 is coming...



and I couldn't be happier!

(from Wiki)
Announcements have apparently been made that a second series--tentatively titled An Idiot Abroad 2: The Bucket List--will be made and released in late 2011. This is taken mainly from a phone interview with Pilkington on The Richard Bacon Show on BBC Radio 5 Live on 1 February 2011. The new series will apparently feature Karl travelling the globe to take part in activities that are considered "things you should do before you die" or "kick the bucket", hence a Bucket List. According to Gervais' online blog filming is already underway and will be released later this year. It was revealed on Gervais' online blog that the first episode has been completed, it involves Karl going whale watching in Alaska on board an industrial fishing boat. READ MORE

Random 'Gang Fight'

First, there was this catastrophe...



Then some internet genius created this masterpiece...



Thanks to J. Lewis for the link!

10 Best Ad Campaigns "Life's too short for the wrong job"

Random Catchphrase Comedy

Slappy Pappy Wank Wank...



Fantastic. Who put this dookie in my hand?

(from Wiki)
A catchphrase is a phrase or expression recognized by its repeated utterance. Such phrases often originate in popular culture and in the arts, and typically spread through a variety of mass media (such as literature and publishing, motion pictures, television and radio), as well as word of mouth. Some catchphrases become the de facto "trademark" of the person or character with whom they originated, and can be instrumental in the typecasting (beneficially or otherwise) of that actor. READ MORE

Random Economic Strategy

Maybe it's time for America to consider this economic strategy...



"I can't believe you haven't done it drunk as a joke..."

Spotted @ TheBook

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