this is ultimately why America will lose...
and
Thanks to K. Haberbusch for the Flirty Girl link!
Random Stripper? Mom
(from koolgeek.com)
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith
This is why it's so important that our children study the arts!!!
Thanks to co-worker Steve for the link!
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7 New Languages in Google Translate
Expect 7 new languages in Google Translate soon: Albanian (9-13 million speakers*), Estonian (1.1 million speakers), Galician (3-4 million speakers), Hungarian (15 million speakers), Maltese (around 400,000 speakers), Thai (60-65 million speakers) and Turkish (63 million speakers). Many of the comments from a previous post requested Turkish, so Google listened to the feedback.
Another change is that the English dictionary has been improved significantly and it includes synonyms, antonyms, pronunciations, detailed definitions and examples from Collins COBUILD Advanced Learner's English Dictionary.
Update (a day later): As previously announced, the new languages have been added to Google Translate.
* Source: Wikipedia.
Another change is that the English dictionary has been improved significantly and it includes synonyms, antonyms, pronunciations, detailed definitions and examples from Collins COBUILD Advanced Learner's English Dictionary.
Update (a day later): As previously announced, the new languages have been added to Google Translate.
* Source: Wikipedia.
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Google Flags All Search Results as Malware
Many users report that Google started to flag all search results as malware. The problem is that Google no longer links to the search results flagged as malware and it sends users to a diagnostic page. Apparently, the bug has been fixed in about half an hour.
"This is by far the strangest thing I have ever seen on Google, but I don't know if it is happening to everyone or just me. With every search I do (as of two minutes ago), every page is marked This site may harm your computer," reported Albert Rodenius.
"Google has been acting up in extremely odd ways the last 24 hours. Right now, every single site on the web gets the message This site may harm your computer in its search result. (I never knew the Internet was that dangerous). Second, the number of server errors over the past 24 hours I've run into has been astonishing; over half my Google search queries have returned 404, long before the unsafe sites problem showed up. Now, most of the time when I click on the This site may harm your computer link, I get a server error," mentioned Greg Spira, a reader of this blog.
{ Thanks to everyone who reported the issue. Screenshot from Aris Giannakakis. }
Update: Google's blog says that "this was clearly an error, and we are very sorry for the inconvenience caused to our users. (...) Google flags search results with the message This site may harm your computer if the site is known to install malicious software in the background or otherwise surreptitiously. (...) Since each case needs to be individually researched, this list is maintained by humans, not algorithms. We periodically receive updates to that list and received one such update to release on the site this morning. Unfortunately (and here's the human error), the URL of '/' was mistakenly checked in as a value to the file and '/' expands to all URLs. Fortunately, our on-call site reliability team found the problem quickly and reverted the file. Since we push these updates in a staggered and rolling fashion, the errors began appearing between 6:27 a.m. and 6:40 a.m. and began disappearing between 7:10 and 7:25 a.m., so the duration of the problem for any particular user was approximately 40 minutes."
"This is by far the strangest thing I have ever seen on Google, but I don't know if it is happening to everyone or just me. With every search I do (as of two minutes ago), every page is marked This site may harm your computer," reported Albert Rodenius.
"Google has been acting up in extremely odd ways the last 24 hours. Right now, every single site on the web gets the message This site may harm your computer in its search result. (I never knew the Internet was that dangerous). Second, the number of server errors over the past 24 hours I've run into has been astonishing; over half my Google search queries have returned 404, long before the unsafe sites problem showed up. Now, most of the time when I click on the This site may harm your computer link, I get a server error," mentioned Greg Spira, a reader of this blog.
{ Thanks to everyone who reported the issue. Screenshot from Aris Giannakakis. }
Update: Google's blog says that "this was clearly an error, and we are very sorry for the inconvenience caused to our users. (...) Google flags search results with the message This site may harm your computer if the site is known to install malicious software in the background or otherwise surreptitiously. (...) Since each case needs to be individually researched, this list is maintained by humans, not algorithms. We periodically receive updates to that list and received one such update to release on the site this morning. Unfortunately (and here's the human error), the URL of '/' was mistakenly checked in as a value to the file and '/' expands to all URLs. Fortunately, our on-call site reliability team found the problem quickly and reverted the file. Since we push these updates in a staggered and rolling fashion, the errors began appearing between 6:27 a.m. and 6:40 a.m. and began disappearing between 7:10 and 7:25 a.m., so the duration of the problem for any particular user was approximately 40 minutes."
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SO CUTE!!..YOU GUYS SHOULD WATCH IT!!..I'M SENSING WONDERSHINKI HERE..AND JAEJOONG..STILL WANNA LOOK BACK HUH?..haha..
[random] MY ENGLISH TEACHER ALREADY BE PART OF HISTORY~
ok..while i was onlining suddenly my sister approached me and said..'angah, mr. chandran passed away..'..i was like WHAT???!!..i'm so shocked..few days ago i think around last week, my fams n i just came to their house in order to visit my english teacher..seriously, he was really weak..his face a bit skinny and he looks really sick..well, what am i expected from a 75-year-old man with a heart-attack illness..i feel very pity with him..and from what i heard..he still wanna continue teaching even though his experiencing a bad condition..he's really a strong guy..his wife was not with him.she's staying with their son's family at mexico..so, mr. chandran is all alone even he's staying with his son's fams here..well, what is a husband without a wife by his side, right?..btw, when i knew about this..i feel wanna cry..he taught me for 3 years straight..he really an excellent teacher..his english is the best..he made my me get A1 for my English in SPM..*sigh*
a little things i wanna say..
DEAR MR CHANDRAN..
thanks for everything..
thanks for teaching me..
thanks for making me realize how beautiful english is..
thanks for letting me knew the easiest way to master in grammar..
thanks for teaching me words, sentences that i never knew exist in english textbooks..
thanks for making me become best friend with dictionary..
thanks for making me have confidence in myself..
thanks for always be there for me when my english becomes suckz..
thanks for let me answer all your questions during the English class..
thanks again sir..maybe my words are not enough but believe me..i have more to say but i don't know how to express it..
DEAR MR CHANDRAN..
i will use your english properly..
i will remember all your lessons..
i will remember to refer the dictionary when i come-across the new words..
i will jot down every new words that appear each day..
i will treasure your teachings sir..do as everything you say..
AND NOW..
i'm missing you for teaching us new words in each lesson..
i'm missing you for giving us grammar questions..
i'm missing the way i greeted you when out of the class..
i'm missing waiting for you while the class started..
i'm missing the way you carry your bag..
i'm missing joking around with you..
i'm missing the way you tease us..
i'm missing your stories..
i'm missing your sign and courageous words on my English paper..
i'm missng calling you SIR, sir..
R.I.P MR CHANDRAN..THE BEST ENGLISH TEACHER EVER..AND I WILL NOT FORGET YOU..YOU ARE ALWAYS LIVE IN MY HEART..ONCE AGAIN..THANKS SIR FOR EVERYTHING..
TILL THEN..
[random] how fast you can type?
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Random Hot Shots: Part Duex Scene
I hate to admit this, but I once watched this movie twice consecutively (4 straight hours of Zucker brother madness) after consuming a thought altering controlled substance in cake form, while on Spring Break in North Carolina...
It's pure genius!
Manual Feed Updates in Google Reader
If your Google Reader subscriptions aren't up-to-date or you suspect that a blog has published posts that haven't been indexed by Google Reader, just click on "Refresh". That button usually checks if there are new posts cached by Google Reader, but when you open an individual subscription the button forces an update and loads the new posts. Alternatively, you could just press "r" to update the feed.
In the screenshot below, you can see that Google Reader loaded two new posts from VentureBeat after clicking on the "Refresh" button.
{ via Google Reader's Twitter page }
In the screenshot below, you can see that Google Reader loaded two new posts from VentureBeat after clicking on the "Refresh" button.
{ via Google Reader's Twitter page }
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Random Future Shows!!!
We've been hard at work trying to line up some shows in Philly and NYC, CHECK OUT FUTURE SHOWS HERE!!!
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Random Dance Rehabilitation
These Filipino inmates are my new heroes!
(From International Herald Tribune)
Six months ago, Crisanto Niere and Wenjiel Resane were just two more inmates at the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, serving time for drug trafficking. Today, they are Internet superstars.
YouTube footage, uploaded in mid-July, shows the prisoners dancing to the Michael Jackson song "Thriller." It has been viewed more than 10 million times and become one of the most popular clips ever on the video-sharing Web site. The skit features Niere, playing Jackson, and Resane, as the "girl," along with more than 1,500 other inmates performing in the background.
This month, the prison authorities tried to take their show, in a manner of speaking, on the road. Byron Garcia, a security consultant for the prison, tried to enter a troupe of 100 inmates in the Sinulog festival this Sunday, a lavish street-dancing festival in honor of the child Jesus and the biggest tourist event in Cebu. READ MORE
Six months ago, Crisanto Niere and Wenjiel Resane were just two more inmates at the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, serving time for drug trafficking. Today, they are Internet superstars.
YouTube footage, uploaded in mid-July, shows the prisoners dancing to the Michael Jackson song "Thriller." It has been viewed more than 10 million times and become one of the most popular clips ever on the video-sharing Web site. The skit features Niere, playing Jackson, and Resane, as the "girl," along with more than 1,500 other inmates performing in the background.
This month, the prison authorities tried to take their show, in a manner of speaking, on the road. Byron Garcia, a security consultant for the prison, tried to enter a troupe of 100 inmates in the Sinulog festival this Sunday, a lavish street-dancing festival in honor of the child Jesus and the biggest tourist event in Cebu. READ MORE
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Random Minor Earthquake
Please note the stationary screen shaking throughout the video. Put a seismic ring on it...
gross
Thanks to Stacie Holyfield for the link!
Thanks to Stacie Holyfield for the link!
BONUS!
I had to balance that out with some Shakira sexiness
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Google Web Accelerator Discontinued
Last year, Google removed the download link from Google Web Accelerator's homepage as a sign that the product is no longer supported. Web Accelerator was a Labs experiment launched in 2005 that intended to speed up web browsing by prefetching content and downloading cached web pages from Google's servers.
The product was designed for broadband connections and it was only available for Windows. Web Accelerator became famous for a security problem: the software transferred unencrypted cookies to Google servers, which were cached and then sent to other Web Accelerator users. Even though the issue was fixed in the next releases, Google Web Accelerator was quickly forgotten and few people noticed that it didn't work well in Firefox 3 and it blocked YouTube videos.
Instead of updating the software, Google decided to discontinue it. "Google Web Accelerator was a great experiment which provided us with a lot of material for developing future products to serve our users," explained a Google spokesperson in October 2008.
Note: you can still download Web Accelerator from Google, but the caching service no longer works.
Google Web Accelerator uses various strategies to make your web pages load faster, including:
* Sending your page requests through Google machines dedicated to handling Google Web Accelerator traffic.
* Storing copies of frequently looked at pages to make them quickly accessible.
* Downloading only the updates if a web page has changed slightly since you last viewed it.
* Prefetching certain pages onto your computer in advance.
* Managing your Internet connection to reduce delays.
* Compressing data before sending it to your computer.
The product was designed for broadband connections and it was only available for Windows. Web Accelerator became famous for a security problem: the software transferred unencrypted cookies to Google servers, which were cached and then sent to other Web Accelerator users. Even though the issue was fixed in the next releases, Google Web Accelerator was quickly forgotten and few people noticed that it didn't work well in Firefox 3 and it blocked YouTube videos.
Instead of updating the software, Google decided to discontinue it. "Google Web Accelerator was a great experiment which provided us with a lot of material for developing future products to serve our users," explained a Google spokesperson in October 2008.
Note: you can still download Web Accelerator from Google, but the caching service no longer works.
First Official Description of GDrive
Brian Ussery noticed an interesting reference to GDrive in a file used by Google Pack. The file includes "localized information which is sent to translators".
The product category for GDrive is "online file backup and storage" and there are two lines that describe the application:
"GDrive provides reliable storage for all of your files, including photos, music and documents. GDrive allows you to access your files from anywhere, anytime, and from any device - be it from your desktop, web browser or cellular phone."
If the description is accurate, we can conclude that GDrive will provide a software that could be included in Google Pack, you'll be able to store any kind of files and you'll be able to access them from your mobile phone.
{ Thanks, Brian. }
The product category for GDrive is "online file backup and storage" and there are two lines that describe the application:
"GDrive provides reliable storage for all of your files, including photos, music and documents. GDrive allows you to access your files from anywhere, anytime, and from any device - be it from your desktop, web browser or cellular phone."
If the description is accurate, we can conclude that GDrive will provide a software that could be included in Google Pack, you'll be able to store any kind of files and you'll be able to access them from your mobile phone.
{ Thanks, Brian. }
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Chrome's New Tab Page in Firefox
The latest update of Google Toolbar 5 for Firefox added the "new tab" page from Chrome. When you open a new tab, the page shows 9 thumbnails of the most frequently visited pages, recent bookmarks and pages from recently closed tabs.
Unlike the similar feature from Google Chrome, you can disable the page and you can remove the thumbnails you don't like.
The goal of "new tab" page is to present a list of pages you are likely to visit, but I'm not sure that it's actually useful. Opera's speed dial lets you pick the pages and this could be a better approach.
"The new tab page is the default starting point for all tabs - it is designed to get the user where they want to go, and is not meant to be an information resource like the user's home page; that is, the new tab page is not intended to be a destination, but rather a jumping-off point to other destinations - we strongly want to avoid cognitive load and distractions for the user, especially those creating new tabs for other purposes," explains Google.
If you like the feature from Chrome, but your main browser is Firefox, "new tab" page is now included in Google Toolbar. You can also try an extension that brings Opera's speed dial to Firefox.
{ Thanks, Hebbet. }
Unlike the similar feature from Google Chrome, you can disable the page and you can remove the thumbnails you don't like.
The goal of "new tab" page is to present a list of pages you are likely to visit, but I'm not sure that it's actually useful. Opera's speed dial lets you pick the pages and this could be a better approach.
"The new tab page is the default starting point for all tabs - it is designed to get the user where they want to go, and is not meant to be an information resource like the user's home page; that is, the new tab page is not intended to be a destination, but rather a jumping-off point to other destinations - we strongly want to avoid cognitive load and distractions for the user, especially those creating new tabs for other purposes," explains Google.
If you like the feature from Chrome, but your main browser is Firefox, "new tab" page is now included in Google Toolbar. You can also try an extension that brings Opera's speed dial to Firefox.
{ Thanks, Hebbet. }
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RandoMan In The Mirror
In light of recent overly dramatic @ work situations!!!
hug it out
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Chrome Ad from Google Japan
Google Japan created a small ad for Chrome, the browser that moves fast, evolves rapidly and loads pages quickly.
An example of quick patch is that the latest Chrome version spoofed Safari's user-agent to make Hotmail work properly. "Normally you think of web pages being faster to update than client-side software downloads. In this case though, Chrome updates near-weekly, much faster than Hotmail did. Another illustration that velocity and speed of iteration matter," commented Google's anti-spam guy. And probably another example that web developers ignore browsers with small market share.
Update: Check out the behind the scenes photos.
An example of quick patch is that the latest Chrome version spoofed Safari's user-agent to make Hotmail work properly. "Normally you think of web pages being faster to update than client-side software downloads. In this case though, Chrome updates near-weekly, much faster than Hotmail did. Another illustration that velocity and speed of iteration matter," commented Google's anti-spam guy. And probably another example that web developers ignore browsers with small market share.
Update: Check out the behind the scenes photos.
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[TAGGED] by YU!~
1. Do you think you're hot?
haha..i'm mad if i think like that..
2. Upload a favourite picture of you.
3. Why you like that picture?
coz i love to look my side profile..haha
4. When was the last time you ate pizza?
erm..the last 2 years?..i can't remember~
5. The last song you listen to?
andai kau pergi by indigo~
6. What are you doing now besides this?
browsing youtubes and people's blogs..lolx
7. What name do you prefer besides yours?
aizamia n sarang-ai~
8. Tag 5 people.
8.1 Hara!!!
8.2 Winnie-dotty!!
8.3 Chibi-dotty!!
8.4 totto!!
8.5 lyn!!
9. Who is number 8.1?
my harabuji in cf!..she's so friendly, talkative i guess and she's so kind-hearted!
10. Number 8.2 is having a relationship with who?
winnie??..have no idea..later i ask her ok?..haha
11. Say something about number 8.5.
LYN!!..i miss her damn much right now!!..since she's so busy preparing her exams now..huhu
12. How about number 8.4?
Totto..she's so kyoupta!..haha..and i like being her friend sia~
13. Who is number 8.3?
chibi?..my dotty in cf..haha..seriously she so cute and she likes jaejoong also..lolx
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