Yes, you've been Pittsnogled.
Is there a phantom NCAA basketball star more elsuive than the rare KP-Nogle. Probably. Are any of those phantoms as fun to say as Pittsnogle? Definitely Not!
You remember him for being that goofy looking W. Virginia star who, along with Mike Gansey, led the Mountaineers on an unlikely Tournament run in 2005. He had a jumper as smooth as Clyde Drexler's forehead and a hook shot molded by the Better Basketball Instructional Video.
So where is KP now...
(per Rivals.com)
Now, at 24, he is a middle school teacher in his hometown. He is also an unpaid assistant coach for a high school basketball team. He bowls in leagues three nights a week and occasionally plays bingo at Big Bucks Bingo. His wife, Heather, is a bank teller. They have two children and live in a double-wide trailer, and together they wonder how much appetite they have for uprooting their lives again so Pittsnogle can have one more chance at a basketball career...
Now, at 24, he is a middle school teacher in his hometown. He is also an unpaid assistant coach for a high school basketball team. He bowls in leagues three nights a week and occasionally plays bingo at Big Bucks Bingo. His wife, Heather, is a bank teller. They have two children and live in a double-wide trailer, and together they wonder how much appetite they have for uprooting their lives again so Pittsnogle can have one more chance at a basketball career...
Thanks K. Coyle for the link!